Couldn’t work with the last one, so here’s another.

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“It can be difficult, can’t it?” said the white penguin to the quiet black penguin.

“When nobody understands who you are, or what your true ambitions are. I just want to optimize this world through testing. I’m not a monster!”

The white penguin began to emote crying.

“I understand you.” the black penguin somberly replied.

“How could you understand me? How could you even bear to be seen with me? I’m a monster! Who could ever love a monster?!”

The black penguin took a step closer. “I could understand… because I, too, have been called a monster.”

“xXxEddyxXx,  I… This is so sudden…”

The black penguin emoted shushing her. He then got very close to the white penguin and emoted dancing, which is the only thing close enough to humping.

“Oh… No, not like this! Not here in public! I-it’s emba-a-arrassing!!”

The black penguin did not heed the cries of the white penguin. The other children in the room watched in disgust and confusion, as their dazed queries were not met with answers.

“But… to be honest… If I had to do this with anyone, I’m glad it’s with you, Eddy-kun.”

This frenzied the black penguin, who began dancing and emoting happy faces like fucking crazy.

“Oh… Oh, yes! Fuck me! Fuck me unti—”

TestyTurret69 was banned from the Club Penguin for saying “Oh… Oh, yes! Fuck me! Fuck me until I can’t waddle anymore!”

“Damn it! That’s, like, the third account this week.”

Elsewhere in the world, a now solitary Edward Scissorhands wept. He had not only lost his only lover, but also another fucking keyboard. It’s hard to type with scissors for hands.